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I think that posting Google search of the week is gonna be my thing for the next few posts. Last time, I posted about “is there” search phrase, which I accidentally noticed and gave me a little smile. Today is another funny search starting with the phrase “what are”. The whole phrase reads “what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad“, which will lead you to a book written by Vanessa Feltz.

Of course I know that some of you didn’t just type the phrase to search for the book, so I will try to give you the answer you might be looking for.

possible answers for the question “what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad?”

• your nipples are kinda pale, and you think strawberries might be of help to make it red
• because you mistakenly put your nipples on your salad, rather than the strawberries, and you replace them with strawberries
• strawberries match with milk
• because someone put them there

But I think the first question you need to find answer to is, “Why are you lying there in the kitchen floor, when you are supposed to make your salad?”

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