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26Nov/090

What are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad

I think that posting Google search of the week is gonna be my thing for the next few posts. Last time, I posted about "is there" search phrase, which I accidentally noticed and gave me a little smile. Today is another funny search starting with the phrase "what are". The whole phrase reads "what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad", which will lead you to a book written by Vanessa Feltz.

what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad

what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad


Of course I know that some of you didn't just type the phrase to search for the book, so I will try to give you the answer you might be looking for.

possible answers for the question "what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad?"

  • your nipples are kinda pale, and you think strawberries might be of help to make it red
  • because you mistakenly put your nipples on your salad, rather than the strawberries, and you replace them with strawberries
  • strawberries match with milk
  • because someone put them there

But I think the first question you need to find answer to is, "Why are you lying there in the kitchen floor, when you are supposed to make your salad?"

Popularity: 4% [?]

19Nov/091

Is there anyway i can get this popular guy to get me pregnant

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Even if I search for the answer to that question forever, I think I won't find any way to get someone get me pregnant. That's because I don't have the capacity to be pregnant.

I was just amazed that my question is also the most searched Google phrase that starts with "is there", followed by "is there a god". I also wonder who that popular guy is. But for no reason, the only guy that comes to my mind is Manny Pacquiao. So don't be surprised if Krista Ranillo has the same question in mind. Uh oh, what am I talking about?

Anyway, just so you don't waste your time reading this post, I will try to give you answers.

1. If your ligated, don't search for an answer...
2. If you can't meet with the guy, then there's no way...
3. Make sure to put it on the right hole...
4. Don't waste any single drop...
5. Avoid using rubbers...
6. Don't take your pills...
7. There's so much more to consider...

The hardest part is to get to the first part which is sleeping with him...

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