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Once a Queen, always a Queen. Iza Calzado, who has played many roles as a queen on GMA7 Fanta-series like Enkantadya and Joaquin Bordado, towered over Anne Curtis and everyone else on the list of Hottest Pinay Celebrity Showdown. She went all the way to the top, leaving her 230 lbs self far far behind. She never disregard being ugly-duckling once, and she’s not too far from being 230 lbs again, but she now wears the crown of the title that she maybe have dreamed of, never wanted, but she totally deserves.

Match Recap

On her first match she faced against Iwa Moto, and her win was not expected. Talking about hotness, Iwa Moto can boil water faster than Iza. But the thing is that Iwa did not have the charm that people were looking for, and the water that she boiled just poured on her.

Iza’s next match was against Ehra Madrigal, who is undeniably hot hot hot. The problem is that you only notice her breasts when you see her. Although it’s one big factor for being hot, again, it was nothing compared to Iza’s charm.

Iza went to the semi final round facing Rhian Ramos, who is fresher than a newly picked tomato. Rhian is young, escaping jailbait category next month, and she’s hot. She doesn’t have to have big breasts to be hot, just her sweet face can do it. But her age unexpectedly pulled her down and stopped her chance to greatness. She voted for her opponent and ate a dog crap.

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To those who don’t follow this blog, wondering what the hell I was talking about, DJ Mo came up about an idea 2 weeks ago. He made a system patterned in basketball playoffs, which is process-wise the most reliable ranking system thus far. And it’s proven to work.

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There a showdown happening in Good Times With Mo and it’s called the Hottest Celebrity Showdown. It started two weeks ago, and it’s being done in basketball playoff format. 2 brackets [ABS-CBN] and [GMA7] with 8 contenders on each bracket. 1 vs 8, 2 vs 7, 3 vs 6 and 4 vs 5.

The showdown kicks ass, like it’s the best showdown happening in showbiz ever. And it’s the most reliable so far, until Mo thought of a better idea on how to rate who the hottest celebrity is. Again, for the nth time, the list of hottest celebrities you see in Magazine are not reliable, like you can’t see how they rank it up, unlike this one. You should take a look at this and forget about the magazines.

The championship for each bracket has just ended. Anne Curtis beat up KC Concepcion for the ABS-CBN bracket while Iza Calzado won over Rhian Ramos for GMA7 bracket. Given the 4 contenders who battled for the championship, we don’t need more words to describe how the fight went anymore.

Like Mo said, KC and Anne were nines, it’s just Anne is 9.2 and maybe KC is 9.1. Meanwhile, between Iza and Rhian, it was a matter of voters preference. They have the body, beauty, total hotness of the package, good personalities. Maybe the age was considered as well though.

For the sake of those bums who wake up late every morning, thus consistently missing the Good Times with Mo, you can always head on to Good Times with Mo blog. And for those who missed the previous matches between Hottest Celebrities, we have a section for that you can always look back anytime you want to. But you have to lurk around the blog before you find it. Just kidding. Here it is.

And for a quick recap of the showdown:

Round 1

[ABS-CBN]

KC Concepcion(W) vs Shaina Magdayao(L)
Angel Locsin(W) vs Kristine Hermosa(L)
Cristine Reyes(L) vs Anne Curtis(W)
Angelica Panganiban(W) vs Bea Alonzo(L)

[GMA7]

Marian Rivera(L) vs Ehra Madrigal(W)
Heart Evangelista(L) vs Rhian Ramos(W)
Diana Zubiri(W) vs Katrina Halili(L)
Iza Calzado(W) vs Iwa Moto(L)

Round 2

[ABS-CBN]

Angel Locsin(L) vs Anne Curtis(W)
KC Concepcion(W) vs Angelica Panganiban(L)

[GMA7]

Iza Calzado(W) vs Ehra Madrigal(L)
Diana Zubiri(L) vs Rhian Ramos(W)

Round 3

[GMA7]

Iza Calzado(W) vs Rhian Ramos(L)

[ABS-CBN]

KC Concepcion(L) vs Anne Curtis(W)

Championship

Anne Curtis [ABS-CBN] vs Iza Calzado[GMA7]

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DJ’s love their jobs, like it’s the best job in the world or at least one of the best. I envy them somehow, not only because of the job they do but because… they speak English very well. They are smart like they know a lot of things, they give opinions in smart ways, they give good debates on topics and bring up good times every morning. We’re talking about the Mo, Mojo and Grace Lee here, alright?

Apparently, there is a job offering that maybe…., just maybe, replace being a DJ on top. Want to try being a condom tester?

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Today’s match is a battle between a magazine cover veteran with full frontal nudity experience and a sweet tall girl, skinny but high face value. But who’s hotter?

Rhian is not hot if you’re gonna ask me. But she’s fresh and it’s the main ingredient for being hot. So she’s hot. Diana is hot like hot but she’s starting to get cooler now. And they give this round to Rhian. Congratulations.

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There’s a battle currently going on between “hot + smart” and “super + hot”. It’s KC Concepcion vs Angelica Panganiban. They are both “a burger away from getting super fat – DJ Mo“. Now which is hotter? Who’s getting in to the next Round? Let’s find out.

Grace Lee’s voting for Angelica. Hot and cute. Big breasts love big breats. Mojo goes for KC Concepcion, taking praises on her gorgeousness. Miguel goes with Angelica’s boobs. Here goes the first caller betting for Angelica. Meanwhile, Mojo took back his vote and goes for Angelica. Next caller gets in rooting for KC. Her statement, “you don’t need to put KC on the front of a magazine to show her hotness”. Mojo took another U-turn and root for KC again. Third caller and let’s hear it. Whoa she’s struck by the Bayo billboard and roots for KC. A U-turn for Miguel, leaving only Grace Lee’s vote for Angelica. Next caller gets in for KC. A caller for Angelica for kinky stuff. One more for KC and KC wins. She’s facing Anne Curtis on the next round. It’s semi-finals.

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We heard yesterday that our lovely diva Mojo Jojo likes that theme song from Camp Rock [Disney], and when they played it I kinda like it as well. And now I really like it. Today, whenever Mojo Jojo got a bit pissed off, he plays the song and it relaxes him like some cute guy gave him a hand [for a perfect back massage].

So let me post the lyrics to that song so that we can sing along to it every moment Mo Twister is not on the show. [I don't quite like it though whenever he's out. He's my man crush.]

This Is Real, This Is Me

Camp Rock

[1]
Demi: Always been the kind of girl
that hid my face
So afraid to tell the world
what I’ve got to say
But I have this dream
right inside of me
I’m gon’na let it show
It’s time
To let you know
To let you know

[Chorus]
This is Real
This is me
I’m exactly where I’m suppose
to be, now
let the light shine on me
If I found who I am
there’s no way to hold it in
no more hiding who I wanna be
this is me

[2]
Do you know what it’s like
To feel so in the dark
To dream about a life
when you’re the shining star
even though it seems
they get so far away
I’ve got to believe in myself
it’s the only way

[Chorus]
This is Real, This me
I’m exactly where I’m suppose
to be now
let the light shine on me
If I found who I am
There’s no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

Joe: You’re the voice I hear inside
my head
the reason that I’m singing
I need to find you
I’ve got to find you
You’re the missing piece I need
the song inside of me
I need to find you

Both: I’ve got to find you
This is real, this is me
I’m exactly where I’m
suppose to be now
Let the light shine on me
if I found who I am
There’s no way to hold it in
no more hiding who I wanna be
This is me

Demi L: This is Me

Joe J: You’re the missing piece
inside on me

Demi L: This is me, yeah!

Joe J: You’re the voice I hear
inside my head the reason
that I’m singing

Both: And I found who I am
There’s no way to hold it in no more hiding who I wanna be this is me

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Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and Girls. Children of all ages. Please welcome, the certified double-platinum artist. The rapper from Queens, Jamaica. The earner of 11 Grammy Nominations for Best New Artist and Best Rap Album to name a few. One of the highest paid rapper in US and in the world. Please welcome, [drumbeats] [drumbeats] … Curtis Jackson a.k.a. 50 Cent.

Yes, yes and yes. Apart from .50 cents rollbacks on gas prices in the Philippines, the real 50 Cent is coming here as well for concert. This is happening on October 3, 2008 at the PSC Multipurpose Arena [formerly ULTRA]. Tickets are sold from 500+ to 8000+ in Philippine peso. If you want to experience real R&B/HipHop sensation, this one night is all you need.

The Good Times crew usually gives away free tickets to concerts but there’s no word yet if they are going to have free tickets for this concert. There’s still enough time, so more probably, our everdearest Mojo Jojo can still score some to give away. Who knows? But just keep on listening to guys every morning so you don’t miss it if it happens.

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This round is going to be easy. Iza and Ehra are way way different from each other and you can easily choose for your preference. Ehra is hot when she’s on her tight swimsuit. Iza is hot on any kind of suit specially on her white seducting dress while dancing “may passion ka ba” tune.

Ok, here we start the live blogging coverage

[Ehra Madrigal vs Iza Calzado]

1st caller gets too naughty just by seing Ehra Madrigal, gets 1 pt. Another perv voted for Ehra and he’s like really crazy perv. It looks like Ehra’s gonna win this match. 3 pts for her already while nothing for Iza. Finally here comes a vote for Iza. He thinks Ehra is hot hot hot but he likes Iza Calzado because she’s hotter hotter hotter. 4th caller, goes to Ehra again. It’s 4-1. Oh, another perv for Ehra. Yeahra… 5th caller and this is it. Wait there’s more. Mojo is voting for Iza for the stopping facto. Iza’s beauty is stunning. Oh there’s one more call and it goes to Iza. And another one for Iza. She wins the match and clear her way to round 3…. Wuhooooooooooo….. Tough match!

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Both of them are truly hot like they can boil a pool full of water in just 2 mins after they dip one of their feet in it. Honestly, it’s hard (not that) to judge them, but the only difference I see is this. Their looks. Angel has this tendency to roar while Anne has the tendency to laugh during your most passionate moment with them.

[Anne Curtis vs Angel Locsin]

So here goes the live coverage

Angel advanced in the earlier minutes of the round getting callers praises on her body and the face. It’s a tough match and in while the match nears to end, Anne paved her way up up and away. Anne Curtis won the match clearing her way to quarter final match. And the happiest man at this moment is no other than me, Mo and who else??

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Hey guys, I just want to share a couple of pictures of our DJ Mo Twister, in close. No paparazzi could ever do it, because no paparazzi follow him, ever. It may seem to you that I am a little bit stalking (read as perverting) DJ Mo, so I just wanna say I am straight and I would not fall for him ever. Just for the sake of all of us, I took these pictures, without Mo knowing that I was in front of him, real close.

Pictures after the break.

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