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Good morning guys! It’s Monday morning and I’m sure you were tuned in this morning because you don’t wanna miss a bit of information on the show for the Super Trivia Thursday!

Every Thursday, the gang of our favorite morning show is throwing a set of 5 questions to the callers and if all the questions are answered correctly, huge amount of money will be won. This weeks pot prize is 110,000 pesos so you better take down every piece of knowledge you hear.

To help you with that, I am summarizing everything I learned today from Good Times With Mo. I can’t guarantee though that the information I post will be useful for the Trivia game, but I hope so. So far, the questions thrown last week have most of the answers from my previous posts.

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GTWM’s best Judge My Junk photo is up, the longest male junk has received the praises, the most hi-larious looking deek has been graphically penetrated to our brains, and now it’s time for the funniest, I guess.

Earlier today, Mo Twister announce he was so proud and thankful of what God has given him, because he knows that somewhere out there, there are lots of guys who do not get the same size as he got. He showed the pictures to Mojo Jojo, Grace Lee and Miguel and we heard same reactions over the air. Mojo Jojo keeps on shouting “And Liit” and that means it’s the tiniest possible thing, while Grace Lee hesitated to look at the photos first, but kept on asking “what happened to that?”

Described by the Dj’s, their sizes were all under 3 inches, and totally look like that of a one-year old’s. How small is that? Mojo added, “It’s parang sitaw“. I literally can’t see it on my imagination. Hidden somewhere. But again, I’ll tell you, I haven’t sent my photos yet so mine is definitely not one of them little kings.

Sitaw – string beans

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More judgemyjunk pictures have been sent to goodtimeswithmo at yahoo dot com, and they’re keep coming up. 2 pictures were sent yesterday, gaining the best and worst so far.

One is a picture of a woman, with the most gorgeious body that Mo can’t believe body like that really exists. Mojo appreciate the woman’s body as an art and it must be truly incredible body to worth that. Their description just keep my junk on its battle mode all throught. I only thought so…

The other one is a man’s junk, graphically described on air that almost made Grace Lee broke the microphone. She just screamed like the junk on the picture is actually hitting her. Mo described it as an uppercase ‘T’, because its skin just losely hangs down, longer than the actual junk. And that thawed down mine.

How can we score some of those pictures?

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One of the topics talked about today is the ‘criminal’ in you, that you probably do not notice because you think it’s very little. But collectively, you’ll find out you’re indeed a criminal. Mo Twister once agaid shared another idea, to write your criminal deeds you’ve done and count ‘em. He was right, it was enjoying to list all those things that you take for granted. I’m a criminal.

Mojo got more than 30 items on his list, while Grace Lee also got several minor acts. Mo seems to pretend he can’t think of anything else apart from staturory rape and robbing from his mom’s purse.

I’ll run through my list and see how criminal I am.
1. getting five-finger discounts
2. hit and run
3. violator of traffic rules
4. bribing an LTO official
5. driving without license on unregistered motorcycle
6. jumping off jeepneys without paying

I guess that’s it. Pretty small time criminal, I am. And I’m boring.

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If you missed President Barack Obama’s speech on TV, or in anyway you skipped some part of his speech, you may always look back at it in just one click.

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For first time visitors, let me introduce to you the newest brightest idea our best DJ Mo Twister has formulated during last week. He asked his callers for their own naked pictures to be sent via goodtimeswithmo at yahoo dot com, and eventually thought that it would be best if they construct a website where people can upload their pictures directly. Once uploaded, registered users will be able to see them, and then rank them according to their greatness. The website is still not yet completed, but the idea is getting real.

Since the day I mentioned about Judgemyjunk.org, there’s already been a lot of inquiries coming from readers on when can they start registering. I use to say it’s coming very soon, but in the meantime, they can send their pictures to me, and handing them to Mo Twister will be taken cared of. Nobody believed me thus far.

Well, that’s about it. We’ll see the site in the coming days.

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Yes she is, and I like her. In every movie.

Today on GTWM, Mo got a bit turned-off of Jessica Alba, one of the hottest Hollywood stars. Just because she confused Sweden with Switzerland when she tried to take over as the interviewer instead of the interwiewee when she’s about to be interviewed by an interviewer. Now I know you’re confused.

Be neutral. Be Sweden about it.

Those were the words that she said, which made her dumb, but she’s still correct since Sweden is also neutral. Of course she would have still used Switzerland because that’s the only country that dumber a-holes know.

Anyway, because of the incident, Mo raised another hypothetical question to everyone. Who’s the smartest hot girl in Philippine showbiz?

In my opinion, Grace Lee is one. She’s hot-hot-hot in bikini with Andi. Lucy Torres Gomez is hot and smart according to Grace. Nocile Hernandez is hot and smart too according to a caller, supported by her high grades with 2 degrees in college. Another one that was not mentioned by anyone could be KC Concepcion. Or I just did not hear it.

One caller nominated Toni Gonzaga, who I witnessed to be just talkative but not intelligent at all. Nothing against her, she’s smart in some ways, but not the smart-smart that we want to hear.

Nuf of this, and if you find this blog boring, please do not read. Thanks.

Oh, here’s the “Be Sweden” video.

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Judge My Junk Survey. Please respond.

The time has come that you will now be able to learn what other people think of your junk. Today, the judgemyjunk.org has officially been sold to Mojo Jojo, who will act as the administrator for the site. Mo will be the CEO and Grace Lee will be the Treasurer.

This idea has been brought to air a couple of days ago by the one and only radio/internet genius, Mo Twister, where you can upload pictures of your junks and let people rank it. To support validity of the pictures uploaded, it has to be beside a local newspaper published within the month. Mojo suggested it would be best to take your pictures on Mondays over his face at his column for Manila Bulletin.

For the meantime, while the site is not yet setup, you can forward pictures of your junk to goodtimeswithmo at yahoo dot com. Many has submitted already and they already got loud screams from Mojo Jojo and Grace Lee.

If you like to see other’s junks and rate them when the project has launch officially, or if you’re curious of what other people would think if they see yours, you have to register first. And part of the registration is that you will have to submit your own junk’s pictures.

This is definitely going to gather all the hits in the internet anytime soon. A new not-so-porn site is born.

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As much as I wanted to walk away about this topic, I just couldn’t because everyone who called Good Times With Mo today talks about Manny Pacquiao vs Oscar De La Hoya fight. And no matter how hard Mojo Jojo and Grace Lee tried to end the topic, they just couldn’t because the latter is so fresh and everybody wants to talk about it.

Anyway, I was so lucky to watch the fight “LIVE” in cable. Some dude from our cable provider just got a heart big as Pacquiao’s that he aired the fight in 2 channels. Thank you very much dude.

Before the start of the fight, we were talking about Pacquiao, to have a hard time beating De La Hoya, that if he could not knock De La Hoya down, he’s gonna lost by split decision. Well, it’s what everyone expected. Every boxing analyst has given their opinions and nobody made an exact prediction. Most of the opinions favored De La Hoya.

But the unexpected happened, the under dog Manny Pacquiao beat De La Hoya real bad. It was the worst beating De La Hoya had in his boxing career. Almost all jobs and hooks that Manny released landed perfectly on De La Hoya’s face and body. There were times when De La Hoya became more agressive when he attacks Manny, but everytime Manny throws a fake jab, De La Hoya just walks away like it’s gonna hit him hard again. All the time, Oscar is very unsure of his moves. The only thing that happened as expected was how it was aired in GMA7.

I don’t want to talk about the involved “money” in this fight, because no matter how the negotiation went, they were both million-dollars richer. This is all about the fighters ego, and Oscar lost big time. The fact that he was going down on the 9th round was too embarassing, much more embarassing was that he was unable to even start the round anymore.

I know this post is not very detailed, because I admit, I did not focus on the fight itself, but trying to spot Mo Twister from the crowd. He said he has got a good seat but I honestly couldn’t find him. Maybe he’s bowing down like he said he always do. Let’s just all get excited for his comeback tomorrow for his opinions and amazing stories.

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First off, if you missed yesterdays jam, head on to Benj’s post and rest your eyes on the monitor and you’ll get it all. It was a fun episode with Ruffa Mae, and right after the five questions, I fell asleep on the bus while going to work. The moment I woke up, they’re gone.

Today’s episode was even better with Phil Younghusband on the show, let’s tag him as The Best Pinoy Football Player. He’s gorgeous guy, a model, half British – half Filipino, he can sing in his cute British accent. No, I’m not gay.

But it’s not the topic I’d like to discuss today. I chose one and it’s about the famous person you dated before they got famous.

There were lots of callers who tried to fake stories, thinking they can get through with the human lie detector Mo Twister. Just look how he interrogated Mojo to admit his lies.

A caller called that he dated the sister of a famous actor. He seems to be telling the truth and to support that, he gave more details about the brother of the girl he’s going out with. He said that the brother loved to put rollers on his hair, and even asked her sister to play with his hair (if I’m not mistaken). Who’s not getting intrigued when we’re talking famous celebs? Well, the 3 DJ’s got curious about it and try to extract more details about the actor. But the caller gave the exact name they wanted to hear. The brother was Piolo Pascual. Yes.

But what I really want to talk about is not that. It’s the Grace Lee controversy. She always give all the details like we don’t need to guess anymore when she gives hints so what happened? Earlier on the show, as Mo brought up the topic about famous persons you dated before they become famous, Grace voluntarily told her own story. Of course Mo and Mojo thought it’s a politician and they were right. Grace started to describe the person, she does not want to give the name, but the truth is, she just doesn’t realize she gave the name already.

Here’s her hint:

He’s a son of a Mayor, who eventually ran as Mayor as well. Who else do you think is this? We’re talking about a famous person here. Right after the hint, Mo kicked in and brought up Muhammad Ali. How about Ali baba? And yes, of course. The Bang Bang Ali. Despite the hint, Grace still thinks that nobody is getting the right name. Until a caller confirmed that it’s Ali Atienza. Ali who??! Forget it. He’s lying.

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